Gfdi Dave The Ragesturbation Song Chords

Verse 1: G God fucking damn it Dave D There goes the last shit that I ever gave! Am Isn't it ironic? C Used to be platonic D Then I realized I'm horns over heels for- G God fucking damn it Dave Verse 2: Am C G D Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or troll Am C G D He always knows just how to piss me off Am C G F D Even if I beg he won't lay off

Verse 3: G God fucking damn it Dave D If only I could manage to escape Am But your lips are witchcraft C Don't you fucking dare laugh! D Just leave me alone D I just need some time alone D No, I just need some time alone D No, I just need some time alonе D No, I just need some time alone! G God fucking damn it Davе Bridge: C D This bridge is shitty Bm C So you might feel pity C D Bm C For my tragic tale of incompatibility C D Bm C Can you distract me when he's so attractively C D Bm C Holding my weakness against me, the bastard! C D Bm C Will he persist even after I kiss him? C D I hate him, I love him Bm A But I keep onnnnnnnn C A C Trying to prove that Iiiiii A C A Loath how Iiiiii swoon A C A I'm loosing myyyyyy confidence C I want you A I want you C I want you A I want you C I want you A I want you C I want you A I want you G F D God fucking damn it Dave Verse 4: Am C If I had a star to wish on G D For my life, I can't imagine Em C Any other stoic prick compares Em C Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare Em C F D Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care G God fucking damn it Dave D I might not be real experienced with humans Am C But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling D At the pit of me, as I lie awake and G God fucking damn it Dave D Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice Am C Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me D Straight and to the point D That is why I hate you G D G God fucking damn it Dave N.C. (ZIIIIP!!)