Chords with lyrics
Intro: B minorBm E9E9 B minorBm E9E9
B minorBm E9E9 B minorBm E9E9
I wonder what he'll think of me! I guess he'll call me old man"
D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD F#7F#7
I guess he'll think I can lick ev'ry other feller's father well, I can!
B minorBm E9E9 B minorBm E9E9
I bet that he'll turn out to be the spittin' image of his dad
D MajorD
But he'll have more common sense
A7A7 D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD
Than his pudding headed father ever had
B minorBm
I'll teach him to wrassle, and dive through
Bm7Bm7 E9E9
A augmentedA wave when we go in the mornin's for our swim
A minorAm
His mother can teach him the way to behave,
Am7Am7 B7/13-
But she won't make a sissy out o' him
E7/9- Am9Am9 D7M E5-/7 A7A7+/9- D6D6
Not him! Not my boy! Not Bill! Bill!
G+G G6G6 Am7Am7 D7D7 G6G6 G#dimG#dim D7D7
My boy Bill! I will see that he is named after me, I will
G+G G6G6 Am7Am7 D7D7 G6G6 BdimBdim Am7Am7
My boy, Bill! He'll be tall and tough as a tree, will Bill,
D7D7 G+G B7B7
Like a tree he'll grow with his head held high
E minorEm A9A9
And his feet planted firm on the ground
D MajorD G7M D MajorD G6G6 D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD
And you won't see nobody dare to try to boss or toss him around!
D9D9 G+G Am7Am7 G7M D7D7 G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
No pot-bellied, baggy-eyed bully'll boss him around
G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
I don't give a damn what he does
G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
As long as he does what he likes!
G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
He can sit on his tail or work on a rail
G+G C6C6 Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6 Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6
With a hammer a hammering spikes!
Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6 Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6
He can ferry a boat on a river
Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6 Bb majorBb Eb6Eb6 D7D7
Or peddle a pack on his back or work up and down
G+G D7D7
The streets of a town with a whip and a horse
G+G G minorGm A7A7
And a hack he can haul a scow along a canal
G minorGm A7A7 F# minorF#m Ab7Ab7
Run a cow around a corral or maybe bark for a carrousel
F# minorF#m D7D7
Of course it takes talent to do that well
G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
He might be a champ of the heavyweights
G+G C6C6 G+G C6C6
Or a feller that sells you glue
E minor 7Em7 A7A7 C majorC D5-/7 G+G
Or President of the United States that'd be all right, too
Am7Am7 D7D7
His mother would like that
G6G6 DdimDdim D7D7
But he wouldn't be President unless he wanted to be not Bill!
G+G G6G6 Am7Am7 D7D7 G6G6 DdimDdim Am7Am7
My boy, Bill! He'll be tall and as tough as a tree, will Bill!
D7D7 G+G B7B7
Like a tree he'll grow with his head held high
E minorEm A9A9
And his feet planted firm on the ground
D MajorD G+G D MajorD G6G6 D MajorD A7A7 D MajorD
And you won't see nobody dare to try to boss or toss him around!
D9D9 G+G Am7Am7 G+G
No fat bottomed, flabby-faced, pot-bellied,
Am7Am7 G7M D7D7 Am7Am7
Baggy-eyed bastard'll boss him around!
A minorAm
And I'll be damned if he'll marry the boss'
Am7Am7
Daughter a skinny-lipped virgin with blood like water
F6F6
Who'll give him a peck and call it a kiss
E7E7 Gm6Gm6 G+G
And look in his eyes through a lorgnette
E7E7 A minorAm Am7Am7 DmDm C majorC E7E7 A minorAm
Say, why am I talkin' on like this? My kid ain't even been born, yet!
F7F7 F6F6 F7F7 F6F6
I can see him when he's seventeen or so
F7F7 F6F6 F7F7 F6F6
And startin' to go with a girl!
F7F7 F6F6 F7F7 F6F6
I can give him lots of pointers, very sound
Gb6Gb6 Abm6Abm6 Gb6Gb6
On the way to get 'round any girl
F7F7 F6F6 F7F7
I can tell him wait a minute! Could it be?
Gm7Gm7 C7C7 A minorAm D9D9 A minorAm D9D9
What the hell! What if he is a girl? Bill, oh Bill
A minorAm D9D9
What would I do with her? What could
A minorAm D9D9
I do for her? A augmentedA bum with no money!
C majorC
You can have fun with a son,
G7G7 C majorC G7G7 C majorC E7E7
But you got to be a father to a girl
A minorAm D9D9 A minorAm D9D9
She mighn't be so bad at that a kid with ribbons in her hair!
C majorC G7G7 C majorC
A augmentedA kind o' neat and petite little tin-type
G7G7 C majorC Bb majorBb C7C7
Of her mother! What a pair,
I can just hear myself bragging about her!
FF A7A7 G minorGm C7/13 C7C7
My little girl pink and white as peaches and cream is she
FF Bb majorBb FF G minorGm Gm7Gm7 C5-/7 C7C7
My little girl is half again as bright as girls are meant to be!
Am7Am7 FF Bb majorBb C7C7 Am7Am7 FF E7/A E7E7
Dozens of boys pursue her, many a likely lad
A augmentedA Bm9Bm9 E7E7 A7A7 D7D7 G7/13 C7C7
Does what he can to woo her from her faithful dad
FF A7A7 G minorGm C7/13 C7C7
She has a few pink and white young fellers of two and three
FF Bb majorBb FF G9G9 FF C7C7 FF
But my little girl gets hungry ev'ry night and she come home to me!
BB Eb MajorEb
I got to get ready before she comes!
Bb7M GbGb BbmBbm
I got to make certain that she won't be dragged up in slums
BbM7Bbm7 GbGb EbmEbm FF Bb majorBb DmDm Bb majorBb
With a lot o' bums like me she's got to be sheltered and fed and dressed
DmDm Bb majorBb DmDm Bb majorBb Eb7M EbmEbm Bb majorBb
In the best money can buy! I never knew how to get money
BbdimBbdim F7F7 BdimBdim BbmBbm FF
But, I'll try, by God! I'll try!
Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb FF Bb7M Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb DbDb F7F7 Bb majorBb
I'll go out and make it or steal it or take it or die!