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Goddamned Ukulele by Jay Brannan

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Verse:
F        Dm
I'm marching to Zion
Am       G
A camera in my hand
F       Dm
I hear people cryin'
     Am          G
Dyin' for this blood-stained land
F         Dm
The streets of old Jerusalem
Am                 G
Are lined with souvenirs and those buying them
F             Dm
It sounds cold, but I cannot see
   Am            G
How this theme park has shaped history
Chorus:
F            Dm     Am       G
Cause virgins don't have babies and water, it isn't wine
F            Dm
And there's a holy spirit maybe
Am                  G       Em
But she would never rent a room with walls built by mankind
F     Dm     Am          G
Mary and Mohammed are screaming through the clouds
      F         Dm
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Am                Em               G
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground

Verse:
F       Dm
Stand in line patiently
Am         G
To supercharge your rosary
F           Dm
Or stuff your prayers inside this wall
Am             G
We once had God trapped in this great hall
F            Dm
But we've been cast out from this place
      Am              G
They say a prophet floated from here to outer space
F      Dm
Am I crazy? Maybe it's me
Am            G
But this all sounds like mythology
Chorus:
F            Dm     Am       G
Cause virgins don't have babies and water, it isn't wine
F            Dm
And there's a holy spirit maybe
Am                  G       Em
But she would never rent a room with walls built by mankind
F     Dm     Am          G
Mary and Mohammed are screaming through the clouds
      F         Dm
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Am                Em               G
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground

Bridge:
F           Dm
Zeus was afraid of his girlfriend
    Am         G
So he swallowed her in bed
F       Dm
He bore forth Athena
     Am        G
When they cracked open his head
F
Her brother tried to rape her
Dm
Athena got away
Am            G
And when his seed hit the ground
G
The grass gave birth that day
F          Dm
Now we all freely admit
             Am
This story's clearly bullsh*t
              G
No one would lay down their life
          F
Or start a war for it
             Em
So throw your stones and pray
          Dm
You'll be rewarded someday
            Am
I hope it all goes your way
       Am
But something tells me
Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
     Am
Save yourselves
G
From turning earth into hell

Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
Em         Dm
No one's coming to save you
     Am
Save yourselves
N.C.
From turning earth into hell

F     Dm     Am          G
Mary and Mohammed are screaming through the clouds
      F         Dm
For you to lay your goddamned arms down
Am       Em        Am         G
Rip your bigot roots up from the earth and salt the goddamned ground

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