Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
A augmentedA
It was the dark of the moon and it was Christmas soon
G+G
Only a day away
D MajorD A augmentedA
D.O.T. was cracking down, and the toys had been delayed
A augmentedA G+G
We were stuck in a drift at the ol’ north pole with 8 mighty anxious reindeer
D MajorD
And if Santa didn’t get some help
A augmentedA
Well Christmas wouldn’t come this year
Chorus:
FF 
C majorC G+G C majorC
We need a Christmas Convoy, this ain't no silent night
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
We need a Christmas Convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
Come on and join our Convoy, and nothing's gonna get in our way
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A augmentedA
Christmas Convoy....
N.C.
"Breaker Frosty this here's ol' red nose, yeah you wanna move it on over for Santa?
Yeah 10-4, he's greasy side up but we're bout' to turn this salt-shaker out "
Verse 2:
A augmentedA
Well we all pulled outta the ol’ north pole
G+G
Ears on, eyes open wide
D MajorD
We were shaking the bushes, lookin for bear
A augmentedA
In our triple digit ride
A augmentedA
That wiggle wagon had his bird dog on
G+G
As it hovered ‘bove the ground
D MajorD
Red, green and white for chicken lights
A augmentedA
Decked out and loud and proud
Chorus:
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
We got a Christmas Convoy, this ain't no silent night
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
We got a Christmas Convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
Come on and join our Convoy, ain’t nothing gonna get in our way
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A augmentedA
Christmas Convoy....
N.C.
"Ah Frosty, yeah we're 10-33 and back door now,
you're gonna hafta back off the hammer a bit cause we're double nickle and 'bout to hit the big road"
Verse 3:
A augmentedA G+G
Well the big elf blew the doors off,
D MajorD
his eight reindeer powered ride
A augmentedA
And flew past the bears den in Georgia overdrive
A augmentedA G+G
When on the black ice up ahead, there proved to be a pinch
D MajorD
A augmentedA barricading roadblock
A augmentedA
Had been setup by the grinch
D MajorD C majorC
Well there were teddy bears and cars and trucks and toys of every size
G+G
Teetering out of the top of
D MajorD
Santa’s shinny ride
D MajorD
But Santa couldn’t back them up
C majorC
No matter what the cost
G+G D MajorD
cause if he let that 'ol Grinch stop us, this year's Christmas would be lost
N.C.
"Ah Rudolph to Santa's Better Half,
ah ya Mrs. Clause you're gonna wear your bumper out if you don't back off a bit,
we're coming up on antler alley, and we need all the help we can get "
Verse 4:
A augmentedA
The grinch had all his henchman
G+G
Lined up on the road ahead
D MajorD
And Santa rolled his window down
A augmentedA
And his nose and checks turned red
A augmentedA
He pulled his hat on low and tight
G+G
And put the hammer down
N.C.
And with a ho ho ho, he was slingin’ snow
Singing Santa Claus’ coming to town!
Chorus:
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
We got a Christmas Convoy, this ain't no silent night
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
We got a Christmas Convoy, jingle bells and Christmas lights
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
Come on and join our Convoy, ain’t nothing gonna get in our way
FF C majorC G+G E MajorE
Santa and his Christmas Convoy, in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
A augmentedA
Christmas Convoy....
N.C.
Yeah 10-4 Frosty what's your twenty?
Guitar Town! Well they oughta know what to do with them toys down there for sure,
well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outa here, so keep the Grinch off your back,
and the toys in the sack, we'll catch you next Christmas, this here's ol red nose in the lead,
we gone, bye bye!"
