Chords with lyrics
Intro:
D MajorD E MajorE
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D MajorD E MajorE
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
D MajorD E MajorE
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D MajorD E MajorE
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Chorus:
A augmentedA
I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
F#7F#7
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.
Verse:
D MajorD E MajorE
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
D MajorD E MajorE
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
D MajorD E MajorE
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D MajorD E MajorE
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
Interlude:
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
Outro:
D MajorD BB E MajorE
I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
N.C.
*Laughs* "It was SUPER cheap."
D MajorD E MajorE
Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
D MajorD E MajorE
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
D MajorD E MajorE
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
D MajorD E MajorE
Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
D MajorD E MajorE
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
D MajorD E MajorE
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
D MajorD E MajorE
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
D MajorD E MajorE
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
D MajorD E MajorE
Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
D MajorD E MajorE
Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
D MajorD E MajorE A augmentedA
And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.
"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!"