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Key: D
Verse 1:
D
Well, I know we're different and this might sound heavy
G
But I'm thinking I'm a Ford and, baby, you're a Chevy
D A
That's OK, I can appreciate any good car
D
Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper
G
That I'm following close, tryin' to be your lover
D A D
Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey, that's what a bumper's for
Verse 2:
D
Well, I know you don't like the same things I do
G
Still, I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue
D A
And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands
D
Even if you try to wash me away
G
I'll just stick around and clog up your drain
D A D
I hate to have to tell you, but I'm one of your future plans
Chorus:
G
Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
D
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
A C
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
F C D
And I ain't even joking at all
Verse 3:
D
Well, you might not like it, baby, let me tell ya
G
You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya
D A
Pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor
D
You're my sweet and I can't get enough
G
You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff
D A D
I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more
Chorus:
G
Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
D
You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
A C
Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
F C D
And I ain't even joking at all
F C D
No, I ain't even joking at all
F C D
Said I ain't even joking at all
F C D
Why would you think that I was even joking at all?
Song History
Published: January 6, 2026
Last Updated: January 6, 2026