Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac chords by Jason Boland

Chords with lyrics

Intro Verse: Each chord strum once
       let it ring out


G+G             C majorC
Well, welcome everybody to Willies place
    D MajorD             G+G
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
      G+G     C majorC
We got everything, the only thing that we lack
D MajorD              G+G
Is a rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac


[CHORUS]: slap strum for song remainder
G+G                C majorC
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
  D MajorD           G+G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G+G                     C majorC
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
    D MajorD            G+G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G+G                  C majorC
We'll give her great big tits and a little, bitty ass
D MajorD              G+G
A augmentedA f**king machine that never runs out of gas
              C majorC
A augmentedA body like nobody's never seen before
D MajorD            G+G
She recently inherited a liquor store

[Chorus:]
G+G                C majorC
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
  D MajorD           G+G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G+G                     C majorC
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
    D MajorD            G+G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G+G                C majorC
Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
D MajorD              G+G
She doesn't give a shit if I stay out all night
G+G                  C majorC
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
D MajorD                  G+G
We take off our clothes and then we jump in a pile.

[Chorus:]
G+G                C majorC
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
  D MajorD           G+G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G+G                     C majorC
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
    D MajorD            G+G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G+G                 C majorC
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
D MajorD                G+G
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
G+G              C majorC
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
D MajorD                G+G
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

[Chorus:]
G+G                C majorC
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
  D MajorD           G+G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G+G                     C majorC
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
    D MajorD            G+G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Outro:]
G+G                C majorC
We'll make her three feet tall, and stand about to here
D MajorD               G+G
With a flat spot on her head, so I can rest my beer

[Chorus:]
G+G                C majorC
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
  D MajorD           G+G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G+G                     C majorC
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
    D MajorD            G+G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac