Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Novice
Chorus:
G+G
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Are two things that stay the same
D MajorD
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
C majorC G+G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Verse 1:
C majorC
Yeah, the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
G+G
You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor
C majorC
And don't hit on a woman, 'cause she might sue
D MajorD
You can't buy beer in this state past two
Chorus:
G+G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Are two things that stay the same
D MajorD
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
C majorC G+G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Verse 2:
C majorC
Well, now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't
G+G
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
C majorC
It's not how you play, it's the final score
D MajorD
They don't show "M*A*S*H" on the tube anymore
Chorus:
G+G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Are two things that stay the same
D MajorD
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
C majorC G+G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Instrumental:
C majorC G+G C majorC D MajorD
G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD C majorC G+G
Verse 3:
C majorC
And now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
G+G
And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
C majorC
The kids are in school, but they're all packing guns
D MajorD
The losers live forever and the good die young
Chorus:
G+G
But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Are two things that stay the same
D MajorD
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
C majorC G+G
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
Verse 4:
C majorC
Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
G+G
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
C majorC
So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song
D MajorD
If there's a problem with that, we can get it on
Chorus:
G+G
'Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Are two things that stay the same
D MajorD
So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts
C majorC
There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
C majorC G+G
Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts