Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
G+G D7D7
Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
D7D7 G+G
Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
C majorC G+G A7A7
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
D7D7 D MajorD D7D7
When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck
Verse 2:
G+G D7D7
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
D7D7 G+G
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
C majorC G+G A7A7
Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very nice
G+G D MajorD G+G
He's nobody's moggy now
Verse 3:
G+G D7D7
You who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
D7D7 G+G
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
C majorC G+G A7A7
And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
D7D7 D MajorD D7D7
If you do I'm warning you it could be cat.... astrophic
Verse 4:
G+G D7D7
If he tries to play on the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
D7D7 G+G
There will be one last despairing meow! And a sort of squelchy splat
C majorC G+G A7A7
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
G+G D MajorD G+G C majorC
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
G+G D MajorD G+G
He's nobody's moggy now, houuummmmm