The Girl From The Driftwood Nursing Home chords by Bob Saget

Chords with lyrics

Verse:
C majorC         A minorAm
It’s not about the way she looks
FF        G+G
Or who she is inside
C majorC        A minorAm
But when I got inside of her
FF           G+G
It felt like something died
FF        E MajorE
Wish we could’ve shared a bed
A minorAm            FF
But her life was not her own
        C majorC        A minorAm
But that’s what happens when you date a girl
   FF     G+G    C majorC
From Driftwood Nursing Home

Bridge:
      FF
I should’ve known
              C majorC
Every hair on her head was grey
      FF
I should’ve known
              C majorC      G+G
She couldn’t remember yesterday (It was soup day)

Verse:
   C majorC     A minorAm
In a glass half full
    FF    G+G
Nothing good can last
    C majorC       A minorAm
Doesn’t help that her teeth
       FF    G+G
Were sitting in that glass
FF         E MajorE
I told her, “Baby, please don’t leave!”
     A minorAm         F minorFm
She just smiled, and passed gas (It’s almost over!)


Bridge:
      C majorC    A minorAm
She took a four-day nap
  FF           F minorFm
She sneezed and broke her back
  C majorC         A minorAm
We kissed, she took a crap
  FF        F minorFm
Her tits are leaking sap (Look
I know this is wrong, okay)
    C majorC         A minorAm
There’s just too big of a gap
     FF   F minorFm
And it’s in her lap

Outro:
    C majorC   A minorAm
So it’s over
      FF  F minorFm
It’s really over
             C majorC  A minorAm       FF F minorFm
Stick a fork in her, it’s over (Oh, wuh-oh!)
     C majorC    A minorAm
So I can date the girl from
FF     G+G    F minorFm  C majorC
Driftwood Nursing Home