Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: C Got a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A G7 When I saw that single headlight through the rain G7 Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way C We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes C He pulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana C7 F While ploughing down a fire hydrant too C Windshield wipers slapping times, he committed several traffic crimes G7 C This guy's like a one-man wrecking crew
Chorus 1: F C Speeding's just a little bit of what he put me through G7 C And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah F C Driving can't be easy, Lord, when you're only 4 foot 2 G7 You know, driving's not that difficult for you C But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo Verse 2: C When we drove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns G7 We dragged along a string of traffic poles G7 Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs C His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the road C One day he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away C7 F Still looking for them glasses I hope he finds them C Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today G7 C I just hope they know which body bag is mine Chorus 2: F C Speeding's just a little word for what he put me through G7 His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah F C He's swerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he doesn't have a clue G7 You know driving's not that difficult for you C But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut Outro: F C G7 C Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, watch out now C Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo