Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Verse 1:
C majorC
Got a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A augmentedA
G7G7
When I saw that single headlight through the rain
G7G7
Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way
C majorC
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes
C majorC
He pulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana
C7C7 FF
While ploughing down a fire hydrant too
C majorC
Windshield wipers slapping times, he committed several traffic crimes
G7G7 C majorC
This guy's like a one-man wrecking crew
Chorus 1:
FF C majorC
Speeding's just a little bit of what he put me through
G7G7 C majorC
And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah
FF C majorC
Driving can't be easy, Lord, when you're only 4 foot 2
G7G7
You know, driving's not that difficult for you
C majorC
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
Verse 2:
C majorC
When we drove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns
G7G7
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
G7G7
Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs
C majorC
His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the road
C majorC
One day he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away
C7C7 FF
Still looking for them glasses I hope he finds them
C majorC
Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today
G7G7 C majorC
I just hope they know which body bag is mine
Chorus 2:
FF C majorC
Speeding's just a little word for what he put me through
G7G7
His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
FF C majorC
He's swerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he doesn't have a clue
G7G7
You know driving's not that difficult for you
C majorC
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut
Outro:
FF C majorC G7G7 C majorC
Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, watch out now
C majorC
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo