Words Words Words - Bo Burnham

Verse: D I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady F# But nice cause I texted haiti Bm G 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. D F# Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" Bm Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. I'm a gay sea otter. G I blow other dudes out of the water. D I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, F# Cold and fly like an arctic puffin, Bm Puffin whacky tobaccy G Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki D F# And I've been rockin this mic before electricity Bm G Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era, era, era, era-era-era D F# Bm Woah I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up G Chick's got a dixie cup, I got a dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up. D F# Bm A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. G D I give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. Bm F# G Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts

Chorus: D F# Bm G I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrite. D F# Bm G I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Verse: D F# Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, Bm G But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA D F# We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, Bm Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking, G Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. D F# Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood Bm G Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. D F# To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and Bm G Rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen. D F# I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, Bm G Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider D F# I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis Bm G I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle midas D F# Gay dads blow pops, another sucker, Bm G Oedipus was the first motherfucker. Chorus: D F# Bm G I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Hungry hungry hypocrite D F# Bm G I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Verse: D We the people of the USA F# Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse. Bm We got a border in order to keep you out, G It's what my NYU essay's about D Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess, F# Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? Bm "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger G Does my nephew's scent still linger? D South of queers, north of hell, F# The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell Bm We guard the border and we guard it well G But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell D F# Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go Bm G Cause in real life goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins. N.C. One more time! Chorus: D F# Bm G I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. A Hungry hungry hippocrat D E Bm F I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. Outro: D F# Bm G Bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes. D F# Bm G Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist, D F# Bm G Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist D F# Bm G So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em D F# Bm G Take off your bras and burn em, burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em D F# Bm G Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let me burn em! D E Bm G Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em!