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You can also replace C with Cadd9 it sounds just as good! Anyway enjoy and please rate! INTRO: G D Everytime i go to dinner D it seems like im getting a little bit thinner D I'll sit down at the breakfast table D i can talk, but theyre not able D When i look at them i find D there's a single question on their mind. D i wish it could go back to the way it was Em its not easy no because... G My whole family thinks im gay G i guess its always been that way. G Maybe its cause of the way i walk, G that makes them think that i like...boys
D The goddamn question just wont go away D cause i get asked every single day D but the way they ask it is no disguise, D like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" D This is the worst, baby this was my fear Em Now their opinions are crystal clear. G My whole family now is shocked, G I'm in the closet and the door is locked. G Now my glory days are gone, G I was John Elway now im Elton John. G My whole family now suspects, G That watching spongebob had side-effects. G But im not gay and thats what i said, D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke) If i'm gay then god strike me dead. G Just cause i go to an all-guys school, G Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. G When I go outside, what do i see? G The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G" G I think that God might think im gay, G What does he know anyway. G My grandma gave me a present just last year, G and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" G My whole family thinks im "fab" G There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab! G Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way, G Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay. D Just cause I'm afraid of the snow, D (strum once) Or my favorite color is, the rainbow. D I dont mean to yell but i fear i must, Em Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust. G Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding C You all probably think I'm gay, G Man this song is counterproductive... G la la la la la... G I'm not gay I swear G Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay, G What am i suppose to say? G Baby you gotta see right through the haze, D Easy-Bake oven was just a phase. G My whole family thinks i'm queer, G That is all i ever hear, G But ive been as straight as a ramp, G
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