Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse: A For coughs and colds and scabby holes B Itchy pimples, unseemly moles A For funny turns and Chinese burns B For aching heads we're most concerned Transition: A D For staying lively, getting it nightly C# B This we guarantee
Chorus: G F# F E That Ultranol is the new remedy G F# F E Before you go to bed take two or three D When you wake up you'll feel better Verse: A For aches and pains and jellied brains B Help you sleep and smile again A Now you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless B You get much more although you pay less Transition: A D Revitalise that sexual drive C# B In fact, be born again Chorus: G F# F E Yes Ultranol will put you on the map G F# F E Take four or five then have a little nap D When you wake up you'll feel better Outro: A B For your coughs and scabby holes A B Keep you young although you're feeling old (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) A B If you're not protected you're going to get it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) A B So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na) D C Suck 'em and see