Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse:
A augmentedA
For coughs and colds and scabby holes
BB
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
A augmentedA
For funny turns and Chinese burns
BB
For aching heads we're most concerned
Transition:
A augmentedA D MajorD
For staying lively, getting it nightly
C#C# BB
This we guarantee
Chorus:
G+G F#F# FF E MajorE
That Ultranol is the new remedy
G+G F#F# FF E MajorE
Before you go to bed take two or three
D MajorD
When you wake up you'll feel better
Verse:
A augmentedA
For aches and pains and jellied brains
BB
Help you sleep and smile again
A augmentedA
Now you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless
BB
You get much more although you pay less
Transition:
A augmentedA D MajorD
Revitalise that sexual drive
C#C# BB
In fact, be born again
Chorus:
G+G F#F# FF E MajorE
Yes Ultranol will put you on the map
G+G F#F# FF E MajorE
Take four or five then have a little nap
D MajorD
When you wake up you'll feel better
Outro:
A augmentedA BB
For your coughs and scabby holes
A augmentedA BB
Keep you young although you're feeling old (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na)
A augmentedA BB
If you're not protected you're going to get it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na)
A augmentedA BB
So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it (Na na na na na) (Na na na na na)
D MajorD C majorC
Suck 'em and see