Jazz Fever chords by Rachel Bloom

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

 C majorC   GMaj9Gmaj9
Eleven PM
  C majorC    GMaj9Gmaj9
My typical day
C majorC       GMaj9Gmaj9       C majorC        GMaj9Gmaj9
Cab ride to a club to hear some sweet jazz music play
   C majorC    GMaj9Gmaj9  C majorC     GMaj9Gmaj9
Pick out a musician, buy him a gin
C majorC        GMaj9Gmaj9    C majorC        GMaj9Gmaj9
Then I take him home for a delicious night of sin
  FF
Now I got a sore
F#dim7F#dim7
Down in my drawers
  C/GC/G       C7C7      A augmentedA
I'm nauseous and I'm feeling kinda hot
A7A7
Woo!
 F7F7
A augmentedA sore throat that lingers
  F#dim7F#dim7
And rashes on my fingers
  D MajorD   (N.C.)         G+G
My mother once warned me of this illness I got

Chorus:
   FF  F#dim7F#dim7
I got jazz fever
     C/GC/G      C7C7    A augmentedA    A7A7
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz
F7F7  F#dim7F#dim7
Jazz fever
     D MajorD            G+G
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz

 C majorC     GMaj9Gmaj9    C majorC     GMaj9Gmaj9
I go to the doctor, say how bad I feel
  C majorC        GMaj9Gmaj9
He looks me up and down and says
   C majorC      GMaj9Gmaj9
"Jazz fever isn't real, you have syphilis."
C majorC             GMaj9Gmaj9  C majorC    GMaj9Gmaj9
Oh, guess they don't teach jazz in medical school
  C majorC
He tells me, "Take this medicine,"
  C7C7
But I ain't a fool, instead I take

Chorus:
FF       F#dim7F#dim7
More ja-ya-ya-ya-yazz
  C/GC/G    C7C7    A augmentedA       A7A7
The only cure for jazz fever is more jazz (Charleston!)
F7F7  F#dim7F#dim7
Jazz fever
D MajorD
Buzz off, penicillin
 G+G
Inject me with jazz

D MajorD       FaugFaug
Now I've gone deaf (from the trumpets!)
 D MajorD       FaugFaug
I can't feel my feet (from the dancin'!)
  D MajorD                FaugFaug
I'm having seizures and my back skin looks like raw meat (Can't explain that!)
D MajorD        FaugFaug
The doctor keeps calling
  D MajorD       FaugFaug
But I've sealed my fate
   D MajorD
'Cos jazz has an 80% mortality rate

Chorus:
G+G  G minorGm
Jazz fever (cough)
     D MajorD            BB
It's the fever that you get from too much jazz (Charleston...)
G+G
Jazz fever
     G6G6           A augmentedA
It's the fever that you get from
A7A7    D MajorD
too much jazz