Vagina Song chords by Bloodhound Gang

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
Dm      G        Dm
Some of them are hairy
Dm      F        A
Some of them are bald
Dm       F       Gm
Some are kind of scary
    Bb        Gm           A
And this is what they're called:

Chorus:
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
     Bb
They call
     A
That thing
  Dm
Vagina.

Verse 2:
F       C       F
Some belong to virgins
        F      C         Dm
They're really tight and strong
    F      C        F         Bb
But big or small, I love them all
       Gm            A
That's why I sing my song.

Chorus:
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
     Bb
They call
     A
That thing
  Dm
Vagina.

Verse 3:
Dm      G        Dm
Some of them are smelly
     Dm        F        A
Like clams and fish and such
Dm         F      Gm
Some smell like a summer's eve
     Bb            Gm          A
'cos they've been douched too much

Chorus:
Dm
Vagina
Dm
Vagina
     Bb
They call
     A
that thing
  Dm
Vagina.