The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Ukulele chords by Bloodhound Gang

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
Am C F E Am C E


Verse 1:
       Am
Dear Chasey Lain
        C
I wrote to explain
         F   E
I'm your biggest fan
         Am
I just wanted to ask
          C
Could I eat your ass?
              F   E
Write back as soon as you can

Chorus:
    Am        C
You've had a lotta dick (Had a lotta dick)
   Dm        E
I've had a lotta time (Had a lotta time)
    Am        E
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
           Am    E
But you ain't had mine


Verse 2:
       Am
Dear Chasey Lain
        C
I wrote to complain
           F   E
Ya never wrote me back
         Am
How could I ever eat
           C
Your ass when ya treat
             F    E
Your biggest fan like that?


Chorus:
    Am        C
You've had a lotta dick (Had a lotta dick)
   Dm        E
I've had a lotta time (Had a lotta time)
    Am        E
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
           Am    E
But you ain't had mine


Verse 3:
        Am
Dear Chasey Lain
         C
I wrote to constrain
           F    E
This letter is my last
          Am
As your biggest fan
      Am
I must demand
            C    E
You let me eat your ass


Chorus:
    Am        C
You've had a lotta dick (Had a lotta dick)
   Dm        E
I've had a lotta time (Had a lotta time)
    Am        E
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
           Am    E
But you ain't had mine


Bridge:

P.S
G
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Am
Chasey this is my mom and dad
         C
Now show 'em them titties
         G
Now show 'em them titties


Outro:
D
Would ya fuck me for blow?