My Dad Says That's For Pussies chords by Bloodhound Gang

Tuning: Half-step down

🤘 Intro:

E5 C#5 G#5



🤘 Verse:
E5          C#5                 G#5
Fuck Guns N' Roses without Slash
E5         C#5                 G#5
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
E5         C#5                 G#5
Toilet paper is for queers
E5         C#5                 G#5
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

🤘 Chorus:
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Verse:
E5         C#5                 G#5
Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
E5         C#5                 G#5
Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
E5         C#5                 G#5
This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
E5         C#5                 G#5
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

🤘 Chorus:
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Bridge:
B5

F#5
Libraries, back-up parachutes and
A5
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and
F#5
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
A5       B5
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

E5
Harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Outro:
    D5             E5         A5       F#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5
My dad says
A5     B5
My dad says
A5     B5
My dad says
           F#5
that's for pussies

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