Jackass chords by Bloodhound Gang

Verse 1:
 F
Jackass
       Bb               F
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
     Bb            Dm
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
                     Gm                     C
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for



 F
Jackass
         Bb                     F
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
      Bb                         Dm
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
                          Gm                     C
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too

Chorus:
    Bb              F             Bb
But if you knew me like I know myself
               Dm            Bb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
       Dm  C
'Cause I'm a

Verse 2:
 F
Jackass
        Bb             F
Got no rabbit in this hat
            Bb               Dm
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
                   Gm                C
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy

 F
Jackass
           Bb                 F
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
        Bb                      Dm
With a six pack and a folding chair
                     Gm                C
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks

Chorus:
    Bb              F             Bb
But if you knew me like I know myself
               Dm            Bb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
       Dm  C  F
'Cause I'm a jackass

Break:
           Bb       Dm       F
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
            Bb         Dm             F
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
            Bb         Dm                 F
They could kick every douchebag off the 'Real World'
          Bb        C     Dm
But they won't get rid of me

C

Chorus and Outro:
Bb             F                 Bb
If I knew you like you know yourself
               Dm               Bb
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
          Dm             Bb             Dm
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
          Bb             Dm             Bb
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
        Dm    C  F
'Cause you're a jackass