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Verse 1: F Jackass Bb F I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Bb Dm Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Gm C Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for F Jackass Bb F If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Bb Dm Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep Gm C Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut Used a bowl for that too
Chorus: Bb F Bb But if you knew me like I know myself Dm Bb You'd hate me like I hate myself Dm C 'Cause I'm a Verse 2: F Jackass Bb F Got no rabbit in this hat Bb Dm 'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass Gm C Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be Makin' magic with the pussy F Jackass Bb F Like that dude in Tienanmen Square Bb Dm With a six pack and a folding chair Gm C Got bombed at the parade and ended up Playin' Chicken with the tanks Chorus: Bb F Bb But if you knew me like I know myself Dm Bb You'd hate me like I hate myself Dm C F 'Cause I'm a jackass Break: Bb Dm F They could out the lesbian Spice Girl Bb Dm F They could try to run game on the O.D.B. Bb Dm F They could kick every douchebag off the 'Real World' Bb C Dm But they won't get rid of me C Chorus and Outro: Bb F Bb If I knew you like you know yourself Dm Bb I'd hate you like you hate yourself Dm Bb Dm Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself Bb Dm Bb Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself Dm C F 'Cause you're a jackass
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Chords: F, Bb, Dm, Gm, C, D, B