Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me chords by Bloodhound Gang

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: F minorFm

🎸 Intro:

N.C.
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

F minorFm Bb majorBb F minorFm Bb majorBb
F minorFm Bb majorBb F minorFm

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The morn' the morn' the morn'

🎸 Verse :

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The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
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He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
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The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
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I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
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What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
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He's looks like Chewie (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
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To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
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I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'


🎸 Chorus:

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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

🎸 Verse 2:

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Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
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I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
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So back me up Bill (Yea and you're ugly too)
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So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
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Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
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And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
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I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
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You compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand
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Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed (like the Elephant Man)
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And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
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But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
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About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
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And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
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I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
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It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged


🎸 Chorus 2:

  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
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'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
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But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
       Bb majorBb
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky


🎸 Bridge:

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Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
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And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
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Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's brains
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Then beats ginger with coconuts as Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
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Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
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And like a postal clerk I'll go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
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See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm


🎸 Chorus 3:

  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
     Bb majorBb
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
   Bb majorBb
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
      Bb majorBb
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
       Bb majorBb
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby


🎸 Chorus 4:

  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
     Bb majorBb
'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
      Bb majorBb
'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
      Bb majorBb
'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
  F minorFm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
       Bb majorBb
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy

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