Vagina Song chords by Bloodhound Gang

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
DmDm   G+G    DmDm
Some of them are hairy
DmDm   FF    A augmentedA
Some of them are bald
DmDm    FF    G minorGm
Some are kind of scary
  Bb majorBb    G minorGm      A augmentedA
And this is what they're called:

Chorus:
DmDm
Vagina
DmDm
Vagina
   Bb majorBb
They call
   A augmentedA
That thing
 DmDm
Vagina.

Verse 2:
FF    C majorC    FF
Some belong to virgins
    FF   C majorC     DmDm
They're really tight and strong
  FF   C majorC    FF     Bb majorBb
But big or small, I love them all
    G minorGm      A augmentedA
That's why I sing my song.

Chorus:
DmDm
Vagina
DmDm
Vagina
   Bb majorBb
They call
   A augmentedA
That thing
 DmDm
Vagina.

Verse 3:
DmDm   G+G    DmDm
Some of them are smelly
   DmDm    FF    A augmentedA
Like clams and fish and such
DmDm     FF   G minorGm
Some smell like a summer's eve
   Bb majorBb      G minorGm     A augmentedA
'cos they've been douched too much

Chorus:
DmDm
Vagina
DmDm
Vagina
   Bb majorBb
They call
   A augmentedA
that thing
 DmDm
Vagina.