Three Point One Four chords by Bloodhound Gang

Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: D MajorD

🎸 Intro:

*finger style*
D MajorD A augmentedA B minorBm A augmentedA x2


🎸 Verse 1:
D MajorD
My last girlfriend didn't like me
D MajorD
Thought she might be most likely a dyke
D MajorD        A augmentedA
She just didn't excite me
A augmentedA
Lefty? Yeah, but that was all right
A augmentedA
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
B minorBm
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony
B minorBm
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
A augmentedA
Ass like a donkey actin' funky
A augmentedA
Gave her L, now she's a flunky
A augmentedA
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
D MajorD
Early bird gets the worm
D MajorD
Spread your legs or spread the word
D MajorD
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
A augmentedA
I'm white, which goes with everything
A augmentedA
But I can come in any color
A augmentedA
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
B minorBm
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
B minorBm
And how many girls do you know
B minorBm
That can play the harmonica with their pussies?
A augmentedA
Like 'em easy and hot and sweet
A augmentedA
Like a Rice Krispie Treat
G+G
A augmentedA                   N.C
You know what I really want in a girl? Me

🎸 Chorus:
D MajorD     A augmentedA   B minorBm  A augmentedA
I need to find a new vagina
D MajorD  A augmentedA   B minorBm A augmentedA
Any kind of new vagina
D MajorD      A augmentedA    B minorBm    A augmentedA
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D MajorD       A augmentedA
Calvin Klein? Kind of
B minorBm  A augmentedA
North Carolina


🎸 Verse 2:
D MajorD
Women are like dog doo
D MajorD
Hear me through, don't interrupt
A augmentedA
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
D MajorD
I'd fill the generation gap
D MajorD
Clean the cobwebs from her rafters
D MajorD
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
A augmentedA
No age just ain't a gauge
A augmentedA
I like my girls like my cheese
A augmentedA
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
B minorBm
I want my next chick anorexic
B minorBm
The winner is the thinner
A augmentedA
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
D MajorD
Like Sizzler
D MajorD
She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
A augmentedA
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
A augmentedA
Let her lash out and crack the whip
B minorBm
But not in bed
I don't play rough
B minorBm
No
I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
A augmentedA
Just independent like NOFX
A augmentedA
Smart like Janeane Garofalo
B minorBm
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
A augmentedA
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System
G+G
A augmentedA                   N.C
You know what I really want in a girl? Me


🎸 Chorus:
D MajorD     A augmentedA   B minorBm  A augmentedA
I need to find a new vagina
D MajorD  A augmentedA   B minorBm A augmentedA
Any kind of new vagina
D MajorD      A augmentedA    B minorBm    A augmentedA
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D MajorD       A augmentedA
Calvin Klein? Kind of
B minorBm  A augmentedA
North Carolina


🎸 Chorus:
D MajorD     A augmentedA   B minorBm  A augmentedA
I need to find a new vagina
D MajorD  A augmentedA   B minorBm A augmentedA
Any kind of new vagina
D MajorD      A augmentedA    B minorBm    A augmentedA
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D MajorD       A augmentedA
Calvin Klein? Kind of
B minorBm  A augmentedA
North Carolina


🎸 Outro:
D MajorD
Vagina
A augmentedA
Vagina
B minorBm
Vagina
A augmentedA
Vagina
D MajorD
Vagina
A augmentedA
Vagina
B minorBm
Vagina
A augmentedA
Vagina

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