My Dad Says That's For Pussies chords by Bloodhound Gang

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Half-step down

🤘 Intro:

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🤘 Verse:
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Fuck Guns N' Roses without Slash
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A augmentedA real man never uses hair product unless he's black
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Toilet paper is for queers
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Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

🤘 Chorus:
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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
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My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Verse:
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Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
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Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
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This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
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Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

🤘 Chorus:
  A5A5       B5B5     E5E5    C#5C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5A5   B5B5       C#5C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Bridge:
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Libraries, back-up parachutes and
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The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and
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Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
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Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

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Harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

  A5A5       B5B5     E5E5    C#5C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5A5   B5B5       C#5C#5
My dad says that's for pussies
  A5A5       B5B5     E5E5    C#5C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5A5   B5B5       C#5C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

🤘 Outro:
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You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
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My dad says
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My dad says
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My dad says
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that's for pussies

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