Jackass chords by Bloodhound Gang

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
 FF
Jackass
    Bb majorBb        FF
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
   Bb majorBb      DmDm
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
           G minorGm           C majorC
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for


 FF
Jackass
     Bb majorBb           FF
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
   Bb majorBb             DmDm
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
             G minorGm           C majorC
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too

Chorus:
  Bb majorBb       FF       Bb majorBb
But if you knew me like I know myself
        DmDm      Bb majorBb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
    DmDm C majorC
'Cause I'm a

Verse 2:
 FF
Jackass
    Bb majorBb       FF
Got no rabbit in this hat
      Bb majorBb        DmDm
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
          G minorGm        C majorC
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy

 FF
Jackass
      Bb majorBb         FF
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
    Bb majorBb           DmDm
With a six pack and a folding chair
           G minorGm        C majorC
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks

Chorus:
  Bb majorBb       FF       Bb majorBb
But if you knew me like I know myself
        DmDm      Bb majorBb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
    DmDm C majorC FF
'Cause I'm a jackass

Break:
      Bb majorBb    DmDm    FF
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
      Bb majorBb     DmDm       FF
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
      Bb majorBb     DmDm         FF
They could kick every douchebag off the 'Real World'
     Bb majorBb    C majorC   DmDm
But they won't get rid of me

C majorC

Chorus and Outro:
Bb majorBb       FF         Bb majorBb
If I knew you like you know yourself
        DmDm        Bb majorBb
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
     DmDm       Bb majorBb       DmDm
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
     Bb majorBb       DmDm       Bb majorBb
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
    DmDm  C majorC FF
'Cause you're a jackass