Happy Holidays You Bastards chords by Blink-182 (Ver. 2)
Guitar chords with lyrics
Chorus 1:
B F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
B F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
G#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E
I hate, hate, hate your guts
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
F#
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
I'll never talk to you again
Chorus 2:
B F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
B F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
E
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
F#
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E F# B
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