Happy Holidays You Bastards chords by Blink-182 (Ver. 2)

Chorus 1:

                B                        F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

                B                        F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

       G#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts

    E
I hate, hate, hate your guts

    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

             F#
Unless your dad will suck me off

 B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Unless your mom will touch my cock

B           F#          E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Ejaculate into a sock

B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

E
I'll never talk to you again

Chorus 2:

            B                           F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

            B                           F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

        G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants

       E
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

             F#
Unless your dad will suck me off

 B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Unless your mom will touch my cock

B           F#          E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Ejaculate into a sock

B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

E            F#                 B
I'll never talk to you again