Happy Holidays You Bastard chords by Blink-182

Happy Holidays You Bastard

Key: B

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -   x24442
F# -  244322
Abm - 466444
E -   022100

Verse 1:
               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
             F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
        F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      Abm
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#
I'll never talk to you again

Verse 2:
           B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
      B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       Abm
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
           F#           B   B(hold)
I'll never talk to you again