Chords with lyrics (Ver. 2)
Chorus 1:
BB 
F#F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
BB F#F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
G# minorG#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E MajorE
I hate, hate, hate your guts
BB F#F# E MajorE
And I'll never talk to you again
F#F#
Unless your dad will suck me off
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE
Unless your mom will touch my cock
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE
Ejaculate into a sock
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
Chorus 2:
BB F#F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
BB F#F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
G# minorG#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
E MajorE
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
BB F#F# E MajorE
And I'll never talk to you again
F#F#
Unless your dad will suck me off
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE
Unless your mom will touch my cock
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE
Ejaculate into a sock
BB F#F# E MajorE
I'll never talk to you again
E MajorE F#F# BB
I'll never talk to you again
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