Happy Holidays You Bastards chords by Blink-182 (Ver. 2)

Chorus 1:

        B            F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

        B            F#
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

    G#m
And I hate, hate, hate your guts

  E
I hate, hate, hate your guts

  B     F#      E
And I'll never talk to you again

       F#
Unless your dad will suck me off

 B     F#      E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Unless your mom will touch my cock

B      F#     E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Ejaculate into a sock

B     F#      E
I'll never talk to you again

E
I'll never talk to you again

Chorus 2:

      B              F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

      B              F#
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

    G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants

    E
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

  B     F#      E
And I'll never talk to you again

       F#
Unless your dad will suck me off

 B     F#      E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Unless your mom will touch my cock

B      F#     E
I'll never talk to you again

E
Ejaculate into a sock

B     F#      E
I'll never talk to you again

E      F#         B
I'll never talk to you again