Natural 20 chords by The Blibbering Humdingers

Chords with lyrics

Verse 1:
A minorAm            G+G
 We were surrounded by an army of undead
A minorAm            E minorEm
 Our cleric down to minus five
A minorAm            G+G
 A augmentedA rabid hobgoblin gnawed off the fighter’s arm
C majorC                  E MajorE
 But we knew with luck that we could survive

Chorus:
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA              D MajorD
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
    A augmentedA                 E MajorE
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA             D MajorD
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
    A augmentedA E MajorE    A minorAm
Natural 20 is all I need.

Verse 2:
A minorAm           G+G
 A augmentedA portal opened, and unleashed the fiends of Hell
A minorAm            E minorEm
 A augmentedA balrog looking really pissed
A minorAm              G+G
 We tried to banish him, but couldn’t work the spell
C majorC                 E MajorE
 We’ll have fight. I hope we don’t miss!

Chorus:
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA              D MajorD
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
    A augmentedA                 E MajorE
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA             D MajorD
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
    A augmentedA E MajorE    A minorAm
Natural 20 is all I need.

Bridge:
  DmDm                    C majorC
And after the battle we went to the Inn to relax a while
  FF                        C majorC
We spent all our treasure on gambling and women and booze
  C minorCm                               Bb majorBb
My dwarf made a pass at the barmaid, we think that she might have smiled
    BbmBbm                        FF
But the Halfling had too much to drink and threw up on my shoes.

Spoken Bridge:
N.C.
Player: So really, I’m going to try to ask out the barmaid.
N.C.
DM: Uhm Okay, make a charisma check. What’s your bonus?
N.C.
Player: I don’t have a charisma bonus. I mean, nobody puts points into charisma
 unless they’re a sorcerer or a bard. That’s just a lame stat!
N.C.
DM: Okay, well, make your roll. You’re at a minus 2 because of the Halfling vomit.
N.C.
Both: …sweet!

Chorus 2:
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA          D MajorD
I can be charming. I can get my drinks for free.
     A augmentedA                E MajorE
I wink at wenches and pick up a barmaid or three.
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA             D MajorD
take down beholders with a toothpick and some string
    A augmentedA E MajorE    A augmentedA  E MajorE
Natural 20 is all I need.

Chorus:
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA              D MajorD
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
    A augmentedA                 E MajorE
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
    A augmentedA
Natural 20
A augmentedA             D MajorD
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
    A augmentedA E MajorE    C majorC A augmentedA