Fake Palindromes chords by Andrew Bird

As recorded by Andrew Bird on the album The Mysterious Production of Eggs

Transcribed by Cameron Brydon (brydon5@hotmail.com)

Andrew Bird is an amazing singer/songwriter out of Chicago.  He is a one-man orchestra,
playing multiple instruments during each song, looping samples of each to build songs.

He is amazing live, putting on his entire show with just one person, Kevin O'Donnel,
who plays drums and keyboards simultaneously.
Standard Tuning

Intro

Guitar under violin riff
A

Verse 1
D
      my dewey-eyed Disney bride what has tried
                            Bm
swapping your blood with formaldehyde?
A
Monsters?

D
Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide
                                   Bm
Jesus don't you know that you coulda died, you shoulda died
         A
with the monsters what talk      E--2
                            D -  B--3
monsters that walk the earth     G--2    (transition chord b/t verse/chorus)
                                 D--0
                                 A--4
                                 E--x

Chorus
          Bm
she's got red lipstick
                     D
and a brown pair of shoes
              A
and she's got knee high socks
                Em
what to cover a bruise
             G
she's got an old death kit
           D
she's been meaning to use she's got
Em
blood in her eyes in her eyes for you
          D
she's got blood       in her eyes for you

Verse 2

certain fads, stripes and plaids, singles ads
                            Bm
run you hot and cold like a rheostat I mean a thermostat
       A
so you bite on a towel
                            D
hope it won't hurt too bad

Repeat 1st part of Verse 1 (my dewey eyed...)

Chorus 2
         D
she says I like long walks and sci-fi movies
Em
you're six foot tall and east coast bred
D
some lonely night we can get together
Em
and I'm gonna tie your wrists with leather
    D
and drill a tiny hole into your head
              D
oh, I'm gonna drill a tiny hooooooole... into your head