Drinking Song In The Grande Style - Andrew Bird

Key: G Tuning: E A D G B E Verse: G G#m Am D7 Look at you, you disgust me G G#m Am D7 Sitting there, staring at me G G7 Giving me no more respect Am Cm Than the images on your TV Am Pre-Chorus: Am D7 G Well I have a wish for you, oh Am D7 G I have wish for you

Verse 2: G D7 G G7 Am D7 May all your mornings be bright D Am D7 Am May all your wool stockings G G7 D7 fit a little too tight G G7 May alarms that sound on the cars around town C Cm Their owners, never be found Pre-Chorus: Am D7 Your palette is dry and your tongue is green G That's me in your head telling you to stay off my scene Chorus: G D G Am D7 You're drunk, and I suppose it's your excuse D Am D But really, you know, I'm not the anchor G D7 of the 10 o'clock news G G7 A toast to you, my inappropriate friends Am Cm Godspeed to the bathroom tiles Break: Am* D* Your unbridled ignorance truly offends C* D* It's a drinking song in the grande style Outro: G G#m Am D7 x3 G D7 G