I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News Chords by Billy Cobb

I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News by Billy Cobb

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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:

N.C.
Bill isn't doing so well, is he. What went wrong?

D
A

Verse 1:
D
Your mouth is always running
D
You're spraying bullets from your
A
Dogshit, hypocrit, smug, and somewhat ignorant mind
D
Maybe try saying something
D
That carries value in this
A
Sad, poor, desolate rock inside the universe's eye
Pre-Chorus:
D       D#m                  Em
Maybe I just don't like your nose

Chorus:
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a danger to our society
G
You're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life
D
There's really nothing you're bound to be
D
You're a waste of all precious energy
G
And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire baluga wales

Verse 2:
D
You think you're oh so funny
D
But I'd rather eat a bloody
A
Tampon than listen to your recycleable copy-paste jokes
D
And when the sky is sunny
D
You'll make it cloudy with your
A
Bitter additude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude,

Pre-Chorus:
D                            D#m             Em
There's just too much that I have wrong with YOOOOOOUUUU!!!

Chorus:
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a cataclysmic catastrophe
G
You're a tumor (Yeah, yeah ok. uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-AAA)
D
You oughtta be in an infirmary
D
'Cause you need help and it's plain to see
G
And I don't want to see your face unbandaged for the rest of my whole natural life

Bridge:
(Spoken)
G                  D
I hate everything about you
       D#
And uh if you couldn't tell, then uh, I think I've made myself pretty clear
G              D               D#
But I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes
                      G                                 D                 D#
You know i-it's funny cause you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song you
                           G                       D
But y-you know, here I am, so I mean uh I guess it kind of helps
    D#
For me at least

Chorus:
D
You're more to me than an enemy
D
You're a politician's pornography
G
And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit
D
My goal in life is to make you bleed
D
And I won't stop 'till I do achieve
G
Man there's so many insults and- you know what? Here's a list of the things you are, all the things!

Bridge:
D
You're a prositute with an STD
D
You're reality shows on MTV
G
You're a hemorrhoid on reality
G
You're a boyscout in a fraternity
D
You're a grown man with no prioities
D
You're a peeping Tom in a serority
G
You're the new Hitler of our history
G
You know what, you're just a bit like me

Outro:
D   G   D   G

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Hold the chords in the intro instead of strumming them

I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News Chords Info

I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News Chords by Billy Cobb
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Chords: E, A, D, G, B, C, D#m, Em, D#