Eat My Shorts chords by Billy Cobb

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Verse:
F
Did they promise you the flying cars?
They promised me ‘em
Dm
They said that we could rule the world
That carpe diem
    C
Electronics and robotics
Fly at the speed of supersonic
        Am
Live in times of technologic
Probiotic future dream of a world

Pre-Chorus:
F

A constant expanse
               Dm
An answer to God
              G7
Renewable fuel
              C
Idealistic bod
All the information you could ever need
        Am                                                        F
See the places of the world that you would just never see in this life
That they want to control
                        Dm
That they don’t want to feed
                     G7
And they’ll have you believe it

Chorus:
                          G#
When they say you’ll go to hell
                          C#m
When they said you’d go to hell
                          Fm
When they said you’d go to hell
                          D#
When they said you’d go to hell

Verse:
F
Plenty land to go around
A slice of life
Dm
A lawn and a picket fence
A dog and a wife
        C
You can print out a house
You can print out a car
        Am
You can video yourself
And you can become a star

Pre-Chorus:
F
Say what you like
Speak your mind and be liked
Dm                                      G7
See yourself on every face you watch on channel 45
          C
While the music’s always changing with the flow of the tide
        Am
And the special effects look like they come from real-life
         F
But they need that control
                      Dm
They choose what to feed
                     G7
And they’ll have you believe it, baby

Chorus:
                          G#
When they say you’ll go to hell
                          C#m
When they said you’d go to hell
                          Fm
When they said you’d go to hell
                          D#
When they said you’d go to hell

Interlude:
(C) x4

Bridge:
C
Just another day
            Am
Waiting for something different
Dm
Write another song
             G
Sing it for those who listen
C
There will come a day
                Am
I don’t have to feel the pressure
Dm
Feelings all aside
            G
Am I doing the wrong thing?
I said that

Verse:
C
By the time I’m twenty-five
                             Am
I’d lose the opportunity to start a life
And now the time is starting to catch up to me
    Dm
I’m twenty-six and every love I’ve had is a stranger
            G
Friends are getting married with a house
And I haven’t changed
      C
I’m a motherfucking gentleman
I’ll show you my heart
        Am
Let you hold it with both hands
But you’ll just tear it apart
            Dm
And I’m not asking for much
But I’m afraid that the cards
               G
That I’ve been dealt have all but put me in a casket of scars

    C
And oh
             Am
Woah oh oh oh
             Dm
Woah oh oh oh
             G
Woah oh oh oh

          C
I’ve been shot, I’ve been hanged
I’ve been dragged across the floor
          Am
I’ve been tempted with the rose
Just to be left with the thorns
         Dm
And you expect me to pick up what’s left
And hold it up high
               G
Like I’ll just give away my skin
To whom is willing to buy
        C
All you hear is melodrama
Here’s a small violin
        Am
You can play it for me when you see me start to get thin
             Dm
I’ve lost my appetite, my sanity, and my self-esteem
      G
Only support I get is from faces I’ve never seen