I Hate You More Than I Hate The News And I Really Hate The News chords by Billy Cobb

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:

N.C.
Bill isn't doing so well, is he. What went wrong?

D MajorD
A augmentedA

Verse 1:
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Your mouth is always running
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You're spraying bullets from your
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Dogshit, hypocrit, smug, and somewhat ignorant mind
D MajorD
Maybe try saying something
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That carries value in this
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Sad, poor, desolate rock inside the universe's eye

Pre-Chorus:
D MajorD    D#mD#m         E minorEm
Maybe I just don't like your nose

Chorus:
D MajorD
You're more to me than an enemy
D MajorD
You're a danger to our society
G+G
You're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life
D MajorD
There's really nothing you're bound to be
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You're a waste of all precious energy
G+G
And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire baluga wales

Verse 2:
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You think you're oh so funny
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But I'd rather eat a bloody
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Tampon than listen to your recycleable copy-paste jokes
D MajorD
And when the sky is sunny
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You'll make it cloudy with your
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Bitter additude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude,

Pre-Chorus:
D MajorD              D#mD#m       E minorEm
There's just too much that I have wrong with YOOOOOOUUUU!!!

Chorus:
D MajorD
You're more to me than an enemy
D MajorD
You're a cataclysmic catastrophe
G+G
You're a tumor (Yeah, yeah ok. uh uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-AAA)
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You oughtta be in an infirmary
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'Cause you need help and it's plain to see
G+G
And I don't want to see your face unbandaged for the rest of my whole natural life

Bridge:
(Spoken)
G+G         D MajorD
I hate everything about you
    D#D#
And uh if you couldn't tell, then uh, I think I've made myself pretty clear
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But I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes
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You know i-it's funny cause you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song you
              G+G            D MajorD
But y-you know, here I am, so I mean uh I guess it kind of helps
  D#D#
For me at least

Chorus:
D MajorD
You're more to me than an enemy
D MajorD
You're a politician's pornography
G+G
And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit
D MajorD
My goal in life is to make you bleed
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And I won't stop 'till I do achieve
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Man there's so many insults and- you know what? Here's a list of the things you are, all the things!

Bridge:
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You're a prositute with an STD
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You're reality shows on MTV
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You're a hemorrhoid on reality
G+G
You're a boyscout in a fraternity
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You're a grown man with no prioities
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You're a peeping Tom in a serority
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You're the new Hitler of our history
G+G
You know what, you're just a bit like me

Outro:
D MajorD  G+G  D MajorD  G+G

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Hold the chords in the intro instead of strumming them