I'm Best Friends With My Own Front Door chords by Bill Wurtz

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
    Dsus2                G         A
I'm best friends with my own front door
       Dsus2               G       Asus4
I just closed it, but it's opening more
         Dsus2                 G          Asus4
Then the cops   came, and they sent me to jail
      Dsus2            G        Aadd4
But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again

Dsus4  G/B  A

Verse 2:
        Dsus2             G        Asus2
I'm the postman, and I've got cool clothes
        D                  G            A
I'm the neighbors, and I'm wearing cool shoes
        Dsus2         G         Asus4
And I'm dreaming of a brand new world
        D              G          A
And I'm hoping that it comes real soon

Bridge:
      N.C.
But I saw a sign
  N.C.
I saw the sign
       N.C.
It's a bad, bad sign
           Bm7add4    Emaj11
Said "It's not gonna happen
         Bm7add4      Aadd2
And it's not what it seems
       Aadd2     G#m7
You're not gonna make it
         Am9          Emaj7
And it's not meant to be"


Verse 3:
    D            G                   Aadd4
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
    Em7      Gadd2              Asus4   A
But everyone told me I couldn't do it
      D    A    D                 Em7     Bmaj7 G/D  A/E           Emaj7/G# F#sus4 Fsus4 Esus4
And I feel real nice 'cause I got lots of money in my bank account
      D6               Bmaj7sus
And I walk down the street
       D6              Bmaj7sus
People throw things at me
     Em7           Aadd4
Like breakfast and strength tests (Oh, this is cool)
Gadd2          Em7
How much can I bench press?  (Oh, I'm very strong)
            Em7/G  A7sus4
Time to win some awards


Verse 4:
          D       G                 Em7             Asus4
I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do
          D            G          Em7                Asus4
I'm gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
           D          Gmaj7         Emadd2         Aadd4
'Cause I'm hungry and scared, and I can't find the truth
       Em           Aadd4          D
So I'm leaving, oh, there's my balloon


Verse 5:
         G                Em                  Aadd4
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
          D            Em              Em          Aadd4
I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud
         D               G             Em              A
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
Em7            Aadd4   D
That's how the game begins
Badd2 Em             A7    D
Oh, that's how I get home again