Christmas Isn't Real chords by Bill Wurtz

Verse 1:

      D           A            G               D
The Easter bunny told me that Christmas isn't real
      G    Bm7             A
But Santa Claus is still Jesus
     D           A            G          D
The gift-giving season is an interesting reason
        Em7       A       D
To make everyone fall in love


Chorus 1:
      A
Ba da dee da da dee do
      Em7           G
In a world full of snow
       A
Ba da dee da da dee die
           Em7           G
With the spirit held up high
       A                    Em7
Ba da dee ba bee yo bing bway
            Bm7       G            D          A
Everything feels so alive for the very first time

Verse 2:

     D            A            G            D
The Easter bunny gave me some coupons I can use
    G        D          A
To buy some love for my valentine
      D               C            D         A
Like dump trucks and diamonds and roses and walnuts
     G                 A       D
And gift cards to the diamond store


Bridge:
           Am                     D
But those roses and diamonds are all over the floor
         Am                           D
They've got pretty cool prices but I think we can lower it
       Gm7                         C           Dm
And if you don't enjoy them we'll let you buy more
        A#     Csus4
At the diamond store


Verse 3:
     D            A              G             D
The Easter bunny showed me that English isn't real
         G     D          A
And the only language is feelings
           D         A                 G            D
It's the Christmas season and there's gifts on the trees
          Em7              A    D
And the material world is not enough


Chorus 2:
       A
Ba da dee da da dee do
      Em7            G
In a world full of drones
       A
Ba da dee da da dee die
       Em7         G
And I think I can fly
       A                    Em7
Ba da di ba bee yo bing bway
            Bm7        G            D             A
Everything seems so inspired and I can't seem to fight it
      A
Ba da do di dee dum wow
         Em7              G
London Bridge is falling down
       A
Ba da do du dun dee
            Em7           G
Why is the West Coast on fire?
        A                      Em7
Ba da dum dey whey oh dee why hey
            Bm         A
Everything looks so embrightened


Outro:
      D           A            G               D
The Easter Bunny told me that Christmas isn't real
     G      D               A
But Santa Claus is still a Twitter meme
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