Old Lady chords by Bigwig

verse 1
(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse)

     C              G                   F                        C
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C          G              F    F*  F  F* F  F*
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
     C              G                   F                     C
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C          G               F   F*  F  F* F  F*
  That's okay I can't complain


              A F C  D
  I'm still ali-i-ive
              A F C  G
  I'm still ali-i-ive
              A      F      C   D
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A F C  G
  I'm still ali-i-ive

verse 1
     C              G                   F                        C
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C          G              F    F*  F  F* F  F*
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
     C              G                   F                     C
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C          G               F   F*  F  F* F  F*
  That's okay I can't complain


              A F C  D
  I'm still ali-i-ive
              A F C  G
  I'm still ali-i-ive
              A      F      C   D
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live
              A F C  G
  I'm still ali-i-ive

verse 2
D                        C
Since you've crashed my car
D                  C  (palm-mute)   C  (strum once)
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same


        C            G           F            F F F
e|------------|------------|------------|------------|
b|------------|------------|------------|------------|
g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------|
D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---|
A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---|
E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---|

   C           G              F     F F F
Today on the wrong side of the road
        C                   G                  F                     F   F   F
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right.
                C           G                                         F     F F F
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
                C            G                        F
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
N.C.                           (Pickslide)
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
            C       G             F               (palm-mute this last line)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."

Bridge
             C                   G         F
 A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
F  (palm-mute)
 Be lucky you're still alive!
       C                   G         F
 Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard.
F  (palm-mute)
 Be lucky you're still alive!

Bridge 2
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th)

      C         G                       F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
      C         G                       F F* F  F* F  F*
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
      C         G                       F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
      C         G                   F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive!
  C    G     F
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
  C    G     F                       F F* F  F* F
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!

 Ending riff
   C C        C C        C C        C C
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|
g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|
D|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|
A|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|
E|----------|----------|----------|----------|