Old Lady chords by Bigwig

Chords with lyrics

verse 1
(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse)

   C majorC       G+G          FF            C majorC
 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C majorC     G+G       FF  F* FF F* FF F*
 That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
   C majorC       G+G          FF           C majorC
 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C majorC     G+G        FF  F* FF F* FF F*
 That's okay I can't complain


       A augmentedA FF C majorC D MajorD
 I'm still ali-i-ive
       A augmentedA FF C majorC G+G
 I'm still ali-i-ive
       A augmentedA   FF   C majorC  D MajorD
 I'm still alalala-lalala-live
       A augmentedA FF C majorC G+G
 I'm still ali-i-ive

verse 1
   C majorC       G+G          FF            C majorC
 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C majorC     G+G       FF  F* FF F* FF F*
 That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
   C majorC       G+G          FF           C majorC
 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C majorC     G+G        FF  F* FF F* FF F*
 That's okay I can't complain

       A augmentedA FF C majorC D MajorD
 I'm still ali-i-ive
       A augmentedA FF C majorC G+G
 I'm still ali-i-ive
       A augmentedA   FF   C majorC  D MajorD
 I'm still alalala-lalala-live
       A augmentedA FF C majorC G+G
 I'm still ali-i-ive

verse 2
D MajorD            C majorC
Since you've crashed my car
D MajorD         C majorC (palm-mute)  C majorC (strum once)
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same


    C majorC      G+G      FF      FF F FF
e|------------|------------|------------|------------|
b|------------|------------|------------|------------|
g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------|
D MajorD|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---|
A augmentedA|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---|
E MajorE|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---|

  C majorC      G+G       FF   FF F FF
Today on the wrong side of the road
    C majorC          G+G         FF           FF  FF  FF
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right.
        C majorC      G+G                     FF   FF F FF
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
        C majorC      G+G            FF
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
N.C.              (Pickslide)
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
      C majorC    G+G       FF        (palm-mute this last line)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."

Bridge
       C majorC          G+G     FF
 A augmentedA big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
FF (palm-mute)
 Be lucky you're still alive!
    C majorC          G+G     FF
 Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard.
FF (palm-mute)
 Be lucky you're still alive!

Bridge 2
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th)

   C majorC     G+G            FF
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
   C majorC     G+G            FF F* FF F* FF F*
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
   C majorC     G+G            FF
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
   C majorC     G+G          FF
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive!
 C majorC  G+G   FF
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
 C majorC  G+G   FF            FF F* FF F* FF
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!

 Ending riff
  C majorC C    C majorC C    C majorC C    C majorC C
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|
g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|
D MajorD|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|
A augmentedA|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|
E MajorE|----------|----------|----------|----------|