I've Farted (By Ivor Biggun, 1978, from the Winkers Album) (Spoken intro) CÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â C#Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â CÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â C My mother had ..... FÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â GÂ Â Â Â Â C They cleared the room, they.... CÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â FÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â C I've farted.......
C                  F        C                   G I've whistled in my Y-fronts............. C                        F               G I've blown my bowl bugle,........... F                C                    G              C I've broken wind, I've......... C                         F         G        C I've been eating cabbages............ F                                C                 G Drinking Dandelion......... C                         F                   G Polluting the environment,........... F                    G            F         C The front of me............... C                        F                  C I've farted........ C                  F        C                   G I've whistled in........... C                            F               G I've blown bloody..... F                C                    G              C I've broken wind......... F Bubbles in the............. C Real rip.......... G Up on one............... F Window.......... C Cushion............ G                                                   C F C Don't shake........ C                F                                              C A gentleman tells............. F                                          C                  G But I'm the............. C                                 F                 C I let them....... C                               F       G              C       And when they stink..............  C                             F             C I've farted............. C                  F        C                   G I've whistled in my............. C                            F               G I've blown.............. F                C                    G              C I've broken wind............. C                        F                   C I've farted............. C                  F        C                   G I've whistled in my........  (Fart noise - Spoken ending) G              G              G I'm sorry lads, I'm very sorry, I'm terribly sorry lads      I say, have you farted? Of course I have - d'you think I always smell like this?
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