Ive Farted Chords

I've Farted (By Ivor Biggun, 1978, from the Winkers Album) (Spoken intro) C                 C#            C               C My mother had ..... F                                                    G      C They cleared the room, they.... C                         F                   C I've farted....... C                   F         C                    G I've whistled in my Y-fronts............. C                         F                G I've blown my bowl bugle,........... F                 C                     G               C I've broken wind, I've......... 

C                          F          G         C I've been eating cabbages............ F                                 C                  G Drinking Dandelion......... C                          F                   G Polluting the environment,........... F                     G             F          C The front of me............... C                         F                   C I've farted........ C                   F         C                    G I've whistled in........... C                             F                G I've blown bloody..... F                 C                     G               C I've broken wind......... F Bubbles in the............. C Real rip.......... G Up on one............... F Window.......... C Cushion............ G                                                    C F C Don't shake........ C                 F                                               C A gentleman tells............. F                                           C                   G But I'm the............. C                                  F                  C I let them....... C                                F        G               C        And when they stink..............   C                              F              C I've farted............. C                   F         C                    G I've whistled in my............. C                             F                G I've blown.............. F                 C                     G               C I've broken wind............. C                         F                   C I've farted............. C                   F         C                    G I've whistled in my........   (Fart noise - Spoken ending) G               G               G I'm sorry lads, I'm very sorry, I'm terribly sorry lads       I say, have you farted? Of course I have - d'you think I always smell like this?