Chords with lyrics
The lyrics just kinda flow, nearly conversationally. You'll have to listen to the recording a few times,
to get a good feel for how they go.
Lyrics from The Dan Bern Lyrics Archive
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I was painting a still life this morning
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Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy
Of Tropic of Cancer
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The only thing weird about it
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Is that a year ago,
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I never thought I'd paint anything again
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I decided I wasn't ever gonna paint again
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It didn't bother me too much
Warhol's dead,
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David Hockney's still alive
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I don't need to paint
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I painted over ten thousand paintings
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Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones
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I've done haystacks
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And rich old ladies by their pools
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Wearing nothing but a scarf
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I've painted everything there was to paint
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Now it was time to sit back
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Give interviews, get on the internet
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Hang out at club med
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Take stock of what I've done
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You know, the best friend I ever had was a dog
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It sounds like a cliche unless it's happened to you
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Some days that dog was the only reason I even got out of bed
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That dog went everywhere with me
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And then I heard the crack addicts
Were stealin' dogs and selling them for animal research
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It sounded like an urban myth to me
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Like the mouse in the Coke bottle
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But I started leavin' her at home after that
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You know, Paula was my wife for a while
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She ran off to Paris with the great grandson of Van Gogh
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When Paula left she took my dog
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I never saw her again
Except in the court during the custody battle
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She won and got to keep the dog
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And I didn't speak to anyone for months
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You know sometimes it feels
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Like there's so much that you need
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Sometimes the world is upside down
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Sometimes it feels
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Like the only thing you need
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Is holdin' someone's hand as you walk through town
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I started hanging around with Dino
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He used to run a poker game back east
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Now he sells cappuccino to his old pals
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Tommy Chicago and Jimmy the Wig and Ugly Rose
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You know the best person I ever knew
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Was a Mormon woman named Estelle
She still calls me drunk every few months
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And asks me stuff I don't want to talk about
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You can't talk to her very long unless you're drunk yourself
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Then we go all night
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She says, "Why baby, why baby, why baby, why
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Have you turned your back on love?
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You had so many chances
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Why have you let 'em all go by?"
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Well, one morning I was sitting in front of Dino's place
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with Jake the Shears, a guy from Philly
Who gives free mohawks
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There were a couple of young painters
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I was hopin' to come by
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So I could give 'em some advice
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Yeah, I was sittin' there updating my list of enemies
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When this girl walks in
And the universe kind of stops
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Turned out she drank the same tea as me
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It don't take more than that to start a conversation sometimes
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She believed collage was the greatest of all the arts
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And was busy pasting pictures of horses
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Next to ads for laundry soap
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Next to Mohammed Ali
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She had a turquoise in her ear
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And said Rachmaninoff was always in her head
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Later that day I was trying to describe her to Jimmy the Wig
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I couldn't find any words
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And I realized I'd started to sketch her chin
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Somehow it didn't look right
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I scratched it out and tried it again
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I filled an entire pad
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I threw it away, I never even came close
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For six days I sat at Dino's place
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The rain wouldn't quit and no one came in
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Finally on the seventh day it cleared
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And in she walked
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I asked her to sit with me
And I bought her a cup of tea
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And I asked her to model for me sometime
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That afternoon I was at a canvas
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She was wearing a yellow dress
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I swore if she let me, I'd get it right
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I've painted over ten thousand paintings
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Sad ones, funny ones, dark ones, and light ones
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But sitting there, it was like I couldn't even
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Write my own name
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I apologized and said, "It's been a few months
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If you have patience, I'll get the hang of it again"
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In the next few weeks, I painted her hundreds of times
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If I get the nose right, the chin's too long
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If I get 'em both right, the face is too thin
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But I keep after it and one day
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I get it all right
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I painted a still life this morning
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Of a throat lozenge
sitting on a copy of Tropic of Cancer
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The only thing that's funny
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Is I never thought
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I'd paint anything again
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I think I might go visit Estelle
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Those Utah mountains are good for the soul
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I'll bring my brushes
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And some Jack Daniels
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And we can make up for lost time
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She said, "Why baby, why baby, why baby why?
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Have you turned your back on love
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You had so many chances
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Why do you let 'em all go by?
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Why baby, why baby, why baby why?
Have you turned your back on love
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You had so many chances
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Why do you let 'em all go by?"
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Sometimes it seems like there's so much that you need
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Sometimes the world is upside down
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Sometimes it seems like the only thing you need
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