Taylor The Latte Boy Rebuttal chords by Ben Hensley

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
          Amaj7
There’s a girl who comes to Starbucks
       D6/A
And I think she has a crush on me
      Bm7       D/E        Amaj7         D/E
I can tell she has a crush on me that’s too big to ignore
       Amaj7              D6/A
She comes in here every morning at exactly 8:11
        Bm7
When the clock says 8:11
        Bm7                  E7  C#7
She comes walking through the door
     F#7
And then one fateful morning
    G/A
When she made her usual entrance,
    Dmaj7
I could tell that she was nervous
     G7
And she has something to say

Verse 2:
     F#7                 G/A
So I smoothly flipped the lever, to prepare her double latte
        Dmaj7
And she said her name was Kristan
       Bm7           D/E  C#7
And I came back with "Hey"
      F#7
And I told her my names Taylor,
    A/E            F#m/D#  Fmaj7  G7
And here’s a little extra foam"
       A/E
When she left I cleaned her table
         D6/E           D/A             Amaj7  D/A  Amaj7
And I found a folded napkin with this poem


Refrain:
Amaj7 C#7   Dmaj7
Taylor, the latte boy
Bm7      A/C#  Dmaj7    D/E  Db7/F
Bring me java, bring me joy
    F#m7 Amaj7/E  B/D#
Oh, Taylor,   the latte boy
  A/E         D/E              D/A  A  F7sus
I love him, I love him, I love him


Modulation:


Verse 3:
       Bbmaj7
So I should’ve got my nerve up
     Eb Bb
And just said I wasn’t interested
         Cm7
But since clearly she was interested
  F7sus             Bbmaj7 F7sus
It all got out of hand
     Bbmaj7              Eb Bb
Cause before I found her poem we had had this conversation
     Cm7                             Cm7           F7  D7/F#
And I told her I was playing in the village with my band
       Gm7                              Bb7sus
When I walked in friday to the gig in Arthurs basement
        Ebmaj7                       Ab7
I saw Kristen in the front row and I heard her scream my name
      Gm7                             Bb7sus
Then my friend said man she’s crazy! She’s been here since 7:30
      Ebmaj7                            Cm7             F7sus  D7
And she says that shes your girlfriend and she’s really glad she came!


Bridge:
         Gm7
And then when our gig was over
    Em7b5                         Ebm7  Ab7
She followed me the whole way home
          Bb/F
As I ran to try and look her
  F7sus             F7           Eb Bb  Bbmaj7  Eb/Bb  Bbmaj7
I composed another version of her poem


Verse 4:
Bbmaj7 D7   Ebmaj7   Dm7
Kristen, the stalker chick
Cm7      Bb/D  Eb       Eb/F  D7
You are psycho and you’re sick
    Gm7 Gm7/F   C7/E
Oh, Kristan the stalker chick,
  Bb/F        Eb/F             Eb Bb  Bbmaj7
You scare me, you scare me, you scare me
D7sus     D7     Gm7                C7sus    C7          Fmaj7
I used to be the kind of guy who was never rude or doubting
    D7sus     D7               Gm7
But now I’ve got this lunatic freak in my life
       C7sus          C7          F7sus  F7
Every night now at my window she’s shouting"


Refrain:
Bbmaj7 D7   Ebmaj7   Dm7
Taylor, the latte boy
Cm7      Bb/D  Eb       Eb/F  D7
Go away Im not your toy!
    Gm7 Gm7/F   C7/E
Oh, Taylor, the latte boy,
  Bb/F        Eb/F             Eb Bb Bbmaj7
Is calling, is calling the police


Outro:
Ebmaj7  Eb6      Dm7       Bb/D
Many a girl has let me court her
D7         A7/E         D7/F#      Gm7   Gm7/F Edim Ebm7
Never have I needed a restraining order
Bb/F D7/F#  Gm7   C7
Kristen, Come find me now
  Bb/F        F7sus          D7/F# Gm7
I’m transferring to a new Starbucks
C7  Bb/F        F7sus     Eb    C7   Eb/F   Bb/F
There’s 20, on each block,   so go---od          luck!