Taylor The Latte Boy Rebuttal chords by Ben Hensley

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
     Amaj7Amaj7
There’s a girl who comes to Starbucks
    D6/AD6/A
And I think she has a crush on me
   Bm7Bm7    D/ED/E    Amaj7Amaj7     D/ED/E
I can tell she has a crush on me that’s too big to ignore
    Amaj7Amaj7       D6/AD6/A
She comes in here every morning at exactly 8:11
    Bm7Bm7
When the clock says 8:11
    Bm7Bm7         E7E7 C#7C#7
She comes walking through the door
   F#7F#7
And then one fateful morning
  G/AG/A
When she made her usual entrance,
  Dmaj7Dmaj7
I could tell that she was nervous
   G7G7
And she has something to say

Verse 2:
   F#7F#7         G/AG/A
So I smoothly flipped the lever, to prepare her double latte
    Dmaj7Dmaj7
And she said her name was Kristan
    Bm7Bm7      D/ED/E C#7C#7
And I came back with "Hey"
   F#7F#7
And I told her my names Taylor,
  A/EA/E      F#m/D#F#m/D# Fmaj7Fmaj7 G7G7
And here’s a little extra foam"
    A/EA/E
When she left I cleaned her table
     D6/ED6/E      D/AD/A       Amaj7Amaj7 D/AD/A Amaj7Amaj7
And I found a folded napkin with this poem


Refrain:
Amaj7Amaj7 C#7C#7  Dmaj7Dmaj7
Taylor, the latte boy
Bm7Bm7   A/C#A/C# Dmaj7Dmaj7  D/ED/E Db7/FDb7/F
Bring me java, bring me joy
  F#m7F#m7 Amaj7/EAmaj7/E B/D#B/D#
Oh, Taylor,  the latte boy
 A/EA/E     D/ED/E       D/AD/A A augmentedA F7susF7sus
I love him, I love him, I love him

Modulation:


Verse 3:
    Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
So I should’ve got my nerve up
   Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
And just said I wasn’t interested
     Cm7Cm7
But since clearly she was interested
 F7susF7sus       Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 F7susF7sus
It all got out of hand
   Bbmaj7Bbmaj7       Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb
Cause before I found her poem we had had this conversation
   Cm7Cm7               Cm7Cm7      F7F7 D7/F#D7/F#
And I told her I was playing in the village with my band
    Gm7Gm7               Bb7susBb7sus
When I walked in friday to the gig in Arthurs basement
    Ebmaj7Ebmaj7            Ab7Ab7
I saw Kristen in the front row and I heard her scream my name
   Gm7Gm7               Bb7susBb7sus
Then my friend said man she’s crazy! She’s been here since 7:30
   Ebmaj7Ebmaj7              Cm7Cm7       F7susF7sus D7D7
And she says that shes your girlfriend and she’s really glad she came!


Bridge:
     Gm7Gm7
And then when our gig was over
  Em7b5Em7b5             EbM7Ebm7 Ab7Ab7
She followed me the whole way home
     Bb/FBb/F
As I ran to try and look her
 F7susF7sus       F7F7      Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 Eb/BbEb/Bb Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
I composed another version of her poem


Verse 4:
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 D7D7  Ebmaj7Ebmaj7  Dm7Dm7
Kristen, the stalker chick
Cm7Cm7   Bb/DBb/D Eb MajorEb    Eb/FEb/F D7D7
You are psycho and you’re sick
  Gm7Gm7 Gm7/FGm7/F  C7/EC7/E
Oh, Kristan the stalker chick,
 Bb/FBb/F    Eb/FEb/F       Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
You scare me, you scare me, you scare me
D7susD7sus   D7D7   Gm7Gm7        C7susC7sus  C7C7     Fmaj7Fmaj7
I used to be the kind of guy who was never rude or doubting
  D7susD7sus   D7D7        Gm7Gm7
But now I’ve got this lunatic freak in my life
    C7susC7sus     C7C7     F7susF7sus F7F7
Every night now at my window she’s shouting"


Refrain:
Bbmaj7Bbmaj7 D7D7  Ebmaj7Ebmaj7  Dm7Dm7
Taylor, the latte boy
Cm7Cm7   Bb/DBb/D Eb MajorEb    Eb/FEb/F D7D7
Go away Im not your toy!
  Gm7Gm7 Gm7/FGm7/F  C7/EC7/E
Oh, Taylor, the latte boy,
 Bb/FBb/F    Eb/FEb/F       Eb MajorEb Bb majorBb Bbmaj7Bbmaj7
Is calling, is calling the police


Outro:
Ebmaj7Ebmaj7 Eb6Eb6   Dm7Dm7    Bb/DBb/D
Many a girl has let me court her
D7D7     A7/E     D7/F#D7/F#   Gm7Gm7  Gm7/FGm7/F EdimEdim EbM7Ebm7
Never have I needed a restraining order
Bb/FBb/F D7/F#D7/F# Gm7Gm7  C7C7
Kristen, Come find me now
 Bb/FBb/F    F7susF7sus     D7/F#D7/F# Gm7Gm7
I’m transferring to a new Starbucks
C7C7 Bb/FBb/F    F7susF7sus   Eb MajorEb  C7C7  Eb/FEb/F  Bb/FBb/F
There’s 20, on each block,  so go---od     luck!