Intro: D E7 D D Verse 1: D E7 D D Well, it all seems so absurd, I can't stop laughing A D D7 People warning us how the world will end A D Dm So we dug a little bunker in the backyard D E7 D D Filled it with weed and whiskey and next of kin Verse 2: D E7 D D And if it starts smelling like cologne, better leave it alone A D D You gotta try your best to make better bad decisions A D Dm I'd rather sit in a boat all day and think about Jesus D E D D Than sit there on that church pew and think about fishing
Chorus: A D D I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me E E7 D D Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share A D Dm Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven? D E D D 'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer Verse 3: D E7 D D Well now, we're too old to work but we're too broke to quit A D D And we've dropped a few D -bombs - in the songs we've sung A D Dm Is there anybody out there who'd walk a mile in our flip-flops? D E7 D D We speak our minds 'cause it hurts to bite our tongue Chorus: A D D I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me E E7 D D Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share A D Dm Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven? D E D D 'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer /* Spoken Bridge */ D Now we ran into an old friend of ours and he said E7 D "Did you see all those people getting offended by Jason Aldean " D Howard said, "Hell, if they get offended by him E7 D It's a good thing they never heard Johnny Paycheck or David Allan Coe " /* End Of Spoken Bridge */ Verse 4: D E D D Now I've always been known - as a hard-living outlaw A D D But I put groceries on the table when the family was hungry A D Dm I didn't follow many rules, but dang it, it's downright cruel D E7 D D They tried to kick me out of country - for being too country Chorus: A D D I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me E E7 D D Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share A D Dm Mama, could you please smile down on me from Heaven? D E D D 'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer and prayer D E D D Mama, I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer
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