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Key: D
Verse 1:
C D
Your new girlfriend's really pretty
Em D
Does she swing my way? I'm just kiddin'
C D Em D
No I'm not, no I'm not
Chorus:
C D
Oh, I've been stalking her like a maniac
Em D
At first I was jealous but I'm over that
C D
I like her laugh and her crooked front tooth
Em D
And I'm pretty sure I'd do her better than you
Post-Chorus:
C D
Oh call me, hit my line
Em D
I'm a busy girl but I'll make time
C D
I'm in LA, but babe, I'll fly
Em D
I got a lot of cash, don't matter the price
Verse 2:
C D
Oh, now don't be mad that I said it
Em D
If your pride takes a hit, look, I get it
C D
I'm super hot
Em
You're really not
D
But your new girlfriend is
Chorus:
C D
And I've been stalking her like a maniac
Em D
At first I was jealous but I'm over that
C D
I likе her style and to tell you thе truth
Em D C
I'm absolutely sure I'd do her better than you
D Em D
Ahh
Post-Chorus:
C D
Oh call me, hit my line
Em D
I'm a busy girl but I'll make time
C D
I'm in LA, but babe, I'll fly
Em D
I've got a lot of cash, don't matter the price
Bridge:
C D
I went through her socials
Em Bm
She likes everything that I like
C D
Yeah I'm sure you love her
Em Bm
But I'm gonna make her my wife
C D
You can call it karma
Em Bm
We all know she's a bitch
C D
But your new girl is my dream girl
Em Bm
And unlike you, I'll never quit
Verse 3:
C D
Your new girlfriend's really pretty
Em D
Way out of your league once again
C D Em
I'll leave you to your self pity, but
D
You've got my number
C D Em Bm
Could you help an old friend? (since we're friends)
Outro:
N.C
No seriously, call me
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Song History
Published: March 17, 2026
Last Updated: March 24, 2026