When I'm 84 chords by The Beautiful South

Capo 1

Intro:
E B A A
E B A Asus2
E B A A
E B A Asus2


Verse:
E                B
Queuing with the old folk
A                                E
There's an old man with a wicked smile
E                  B
Not through smug politeness
A                 E   B   A  Asus2
He's doing it in st-yle, st-yle
Asus2             E   B   A  Asus2
He's doing it in st-yle, st-yle

Pre Chorus:
    A
No savings book or flannel slacks
    E                       A
No pardon when I heard them ask
       E                  A  B
Just a Vodafone and a Filofa-x


Chorus:
E Bm D A            E Bm             D  A
         When I'm 64,     I'll dream on


Verse:
E                 B
They all bore the milkman
A                                 E
Stop him for hours at their front gate
E                B
He just sits and thinks
A                     E B   A  Asus2
I'll make the bastard wait, wait
Asus2                 E B   A  Asus2
I'll make the bastard wait, wait


Pre-Chorus:
    A
No dribbling or incontinence
    E                      A
No longing for the old sixpence
     E                          A  B
Just smoking weed till age make sense


Chorus:
E Bm D A            E Bm             D  A
         When I'm 74,     I'll dream on


Verse:
E                 B
They all save for Blackpool
A                            E
Just for the cheap companionship
E                   B
Meanwhile he counts pennies
A               E B   A  Asus2
For a different trip, trip
Asus2           E B   A  Asus2
For a different trip, trip


Pre-Chorus:
   A
No smoking pipes and drinking bitter
   E                  A
No eying up the baby sitter
     E                             A   B
I'll trip up kids and I'll drop my litter


Chorus:
E Bm D A            E Bm               D  A
         When I'm 84,       I'll dream on
                    E Bm               D    A
         When I'm 84,       I'll dream on late

Outro:
B F#m A E
         (I'll dream on)
B F#m A E                B         F#m    A
          You're in your nineties, Arthur
E                       B F#m A E
Be careful with your back
B              F#m    A E
Exercise your muscles
E           B F#m A E
I'd rather Jack
E           B F#m A E
I'd rather Jack
E                B F#m A E
Yes, I'd rather Jack
E           B F#m A E
I'd rather Jack
E                B F#m A E
Yes, I'd rather Jack
E           B F#m A E
I'd rather Jack
E                B F#m A E
Yes, I'd rather Jack
E           B F#m A E