Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Verse 1:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
This is my life and this is how it reads
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
For every chapter, a thousand memories
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease
Pre-Chorus 1:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Diary entry, 9th of May '62:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Diary entry, '62, end of May:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay
Cmaj7Cmaj7 G+G
They're here to stay, they're here to stay...
Chorus:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
I'm a failure (You are, you are)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
And if I seem half hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G
And I'm a failure (You are, you are, you are)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
I am (You are, you are, you are)
E minorEm G+G
I am...
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Verse 2:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
This is my life and this is how it reads
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
A augmentedA documentary that nobody believes
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Albert Steptoe in Gone With The Breeze
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese
Pre-Chorus 2:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Diary entry '68, end of the year:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
A majorA cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
11th December '68, Captain's log:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Proposed trip to Mars was cancelled due to fog
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
It's due to fog, it's due to fog...
Chorus:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
I'm a failure (You are, you are)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
And if I seem half hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G
And I'm a failure (You are, you are, you are)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
I am (You are, you are, you are)
E minorEm G+G
I am...
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Verse 3:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
This is the play, it was I who wrote the script
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Terry meets June in Tales From The Crypt
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
They later found him scolding a banana
Pre-Chorus 3:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Diary entry, 10th of April '89:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
The world is going mad but me, I'm doing fine
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine...
Outro:
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Back to bed, back to reality
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Back to bed, back to reality
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Back to bed, back to reality
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
(Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Back to bed, back to reality
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Hmmm, back to bed, back to reality
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
(Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa)
E minorEm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
Back to bed, back to reality
Just fine