Chords with lyrics
Intro: DmDm G+G x2
DmDm G+G
Guard your body with the best barbed wire
DmDm G+G
And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire
FF C majorC DmDm G+G DmDm G+G
But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights
DmDm G+G
Wear your dresses like they're up for hire
DmDm G+G
And leave them with your humor in the tumble dryer
DmDm C majorC DmDm
And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights
DmDm C majorC DmDm
School like life turns some men into mice
DmDm C majorC DmDm
What you need now is a little piece of mouse advice
FF A minorAm
Well they say be wary of strangers
FF G+G
Especially if they offer you sweets
FF A minorAm
But there ain't no government health warning
FF G+G
On half the mad fuckers you meet
FF A minorAm
Save yourself personal tragedy
FF A minorAm
Go back to the man with the sweets
FF A minorAm
Do yourself schooling favor
FF C majorC
Head back to the man with the sweets
DmDm G+G
Those who feared cancer never had much to say
DmDm G+G
They bored us at parties onto forty a day
DmDm C majorC DmDm
They forced us into corners and onto forty a day
DmDm G+G
The dentist's chair is the only time
DmDm G+G
That anybody ever looks at their mouth
DmDm C majorC DmDm
The dentist give their teeth something to chatter about
DmDm C majorC DmDm
School like life turns some men into mice
DmDm C majorC DmDm
To avoid the rat-trap take the mouse's advice
FF A minorAm
Well they say be wary of strangers
FF G+G
Especially if they offer you sweets
FF A minorAm
But there ain't no government health warning
FF G+G
On half the mad fuckers you meet
FF A minorAm
Save yourself personal tragedy
FF A minorAm
Go back to the man with the sweets
FF A minorAm
Do yourself schooling favor
FF A minorAm
Head back to the man with the sweets
DmDm G+G DmDm G+G
DmDm C majorC DmDm