Tabs
standard tuning
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|-7-6-4~-----------------------------|
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|-5-4-2~-----------------------------|
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pm.......................
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|-7-6-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---|
|-7-6-4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---|
|-5-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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|-----------2-2--1-1----7-6-4--------|
|-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2----7-6-4--------|
|-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2----5-4-2--------|
|-3-3--2-2--0-0--0-0-----------------|
Verse 1:
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|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------|
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|
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You catch his eye…
From across the room,
You catch his eye.
You think, ‘Oh my!
He’s got quite the beard -
Oh, my!’
Pre-Chorus:
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|-----------2-2--1-1-----------------|
|-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2-----------------|
|-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2-----------------|
|-3-3--2-2--0-0--0-0-----------------|
And now you want to but you can’t look away!
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey.
And now you find yourself walking his way…
Hey, hey!
(You should consider having Sex with a bearded man!)
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|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------2-2--1-1-----------------|
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2-----------------|
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5--0-0--2-2--2-2-----------------|
|-----------------3-3--2-2--0-0--0-0-----------------|
You’re getting these feeling that you can’t understand!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
You think you can’t but you can!
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|-7-7-9-------------|
|-7-7-9-5-5-7-7-----|
|-5-5-7-5-5-7-7-----|
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Don’t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
Don’t be scared…
His beard is soft to touch;
Don’t be scared.
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him;
You get some hair.
You’ve never been with a man like him before!
But each time you look at that beard you want it more.
And now he’s asking you, “My place or yours?”
Good lord!
(You are about to have sex with a bearded man!)
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
This wasn’t part of the plan!
Don’t try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
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|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------------------------------|
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
|-----------------3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------|
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Keyboard solo has these two chords 
F#F# and 
G+G)
|-2---3---2---3-----------------------------------------|
|-2---3---2---3-----------------------------------------|
|-3---4---3---4-----------------------------------------|
|-4---5---4---5-----------------------------------------|
|-4---5---4---5-----------------------------------------|
|-2---3---2---3-----------------------------------------|
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|--12--12-12-------10-10--9--------------------------|
|--12--12-12--7-7--9--9---9--------------------------|
|--12--12-12--7-7--9--9---9--------------------------|
|--10--10-10--9-9--7--7---7--------------------------|
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And now you grab him by his facial hair!
He’s got some food stuck in his beard, but you don’t care!
You say, “Rub that beard on me, everywhere!”
(Now it’s a bliss – you’re having sex with a bearded man!)
His sweaty beard drips like a watering can!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
Just take your life in your hands…
And ride that bearded man!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
And he’ll leave you with a glint in your eye!
And a bit of loose beard hair on your bedside.
And some pash rash between your thighs!
Oh my!
