Chords with lyrics
A minorAm
Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
G+G
He shaved off his Beard
A minorAm
And now he's dead!
A minorAm
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
G+G
She asked him to shave It often
A minorAm
And now she's dead!
DmDm
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
A minorAm
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
G+G
Now he's dead!
A augmentedA BB C majorC
Now he's dead!
DmDm
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
A minorAm
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
G+G A minorAm
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!
A minorAm
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
G+G A minorAm
the people who attended are nowdead.
A minorAm
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
G+G A minorAm
and he had a beard and cant be killed.
DmDm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
A minorAm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G+G
Had a Beard
A augmentedA BB C majorC
Can't be killed!
DmDm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
A minorAm
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G+G A minorAm
Have a Beard and can't be killed!
A minorAm
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
G+G
He shaved off his Beard
A minorAm
And now he's shit!
DmDm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
A minorAm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
G+G
Now he's shit!
A augmentedA BB C majorC
Now he's shit!
DmDm
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
A minorAm
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
G+G A minorAm
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!