Beer And A Burger chords by Beans On Toast

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There's a big group of lads at the bar


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They've got Ralph Lauren shirts on and gel in their hair


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The fruit machines rigged so it never gives out

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A pint of John Smith's is less than a pound


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And it's beer and a burger for dinner again


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With all of the pubs on the high street the same


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With laminated menus and terrible music 


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Really bright lights and some puke in the toilets



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Another nameless, faceless town


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Another Friday night


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Let's hope that some of these lads get laid


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Before they start getting into fights



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It's all good though, it's all gravy


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This is Middle England baby



*Trumpet solo*



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And the roundabouts circle the towns


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The carpet got swept and the factory closed down


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No-one remembers the town they once knew


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And all arrows point to the next Wetherspoons



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Where we drink away our sorrows with smiles on our faces


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I know this cause I've been there, I'm a fan of getting wasted



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Makes me feel good, drives me crazy


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This is Middle England baby


*Trumpet solo*



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Makes me feel good, drives me crazy


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This is Middle England baby